Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Haunted Leg (2002)

Yanic Truesdale: Michel Gerard

Quotes 

• Lorelai : We cannot have this mouse running around the inn, customers will freak!

  Michel : Tell them it's a baby, people love babies, they'll talk to it in funny voices.

  Lorelai : Did you call an exterminator?

  Michel : Why,no, what a wonderful idea! I was actually going to fasten a large wedge of cheese to my head and lay on the ground until Mickey gets hungry and decides to crawl out and snack on my face!

• Lorelai Gilmore : [Discussing a mouse at the Inn:]  Did you call an exterminator?

  Michel : Why no... What a wonderful idea. I was actually going to fasten a wedge of cheese to my head and lay on the ground until Mickey gets hungry and decides to crawl out and snack on my face.