Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

There's the Rub (2002)

Liza Weil: Paris Geller

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• Paris : A tragic waste of paper.

  Jess : I can't BELIEVE you just said that.

  Paris : Well it's true. The Beats' writing was completely self-indulgent. I have one word for Jack Kerouac: Edit.

  Jess : It was not self-indulgent, The Beats believed in shocking people, stirring things up.

  Paris : They believed in drugs, booze, and petty crime.

  Rory : Well, then you could say that they exposed you to a world that you wouldn't have otherwise known. Isn't that what great writing is all about?

  Paris : That was not great writing. It was the National Enquirer of the 50's.

  Jess : You're cracked.

  Paris : Typical guy response. Worship Kerouac and Bukowski, God forbid you pick up anything by Jane Austen.

  Jess : Hey, I've read Jane Austen.

  Paris : You have?

  Jess : Yeah, and I think she would have liked Bukowski.

  Paris : What are you doing?

  Jess : Salt and pepper dip, only way to eat a fry.

  Paris : Really?

  Rory : It's fast food gospel.

  Paris : Mmmm. That's good. That's really, really good.

  Jess : [Phone rings, and Rory leaves to answer it]  Do you like hot sauce?

  Paris : I don't know, should I?

  Jess : I think it's wise.

• Paris : I'm not allowed to have Mac & Cheese.

  Rory : Splurge. Come on Paris, stay.

  Paris : Do you have a 24-hour pharmacy just in case I have an allergic reaction to something?

  Rory : Believe it or not, we do.

  Paris : Okay. Can I borrow your phone?

  Rory : It's by the door.

  [Paris leaves the room to call her nanny] 

  Jess : Interesting.

  Rory : What is?

  Jess : You think we need a chaperone.

  Rory : No, I don't.

  Jess : You just invited one.

  Rory : Just being polite. Paris is alone tonight and you yourself just said we have enough good for six.

  Jess : With me, it's down to four.

  Rory : With Paris around, it's down to two.

  Jess : Works out well.

  Rory : I think so.

  [Paris talks to her nanny excitedly about Mac & Cheese]