- Christopher: It is none of your business what goes on with Rory.
- Luke: It sure as hell is my business!
- Lorelai: Guys...
- Christopher: Rory is my daughter, okay? Mine!
- Luke: Oh, really? Well, where the hell where you when she had the chicken pox and would only eat mashed potatoes for a week? Or when she graduated high school and started college, huh? Where the hell were you when I was moving her mattress into her dorm and out of her dorm and back into her dorm?
- Christopher: Where I was is none of your concern, okay? Rory is my daughter, and Lorelai's daughter, and that's it.
- Luke: Yeah, but I'm with Lorelai.
- Richard: [giving the toast at the reception] Now, many of you know my daughter Lorelai. When Lorelai was three, she went through a period of having chronic ear infections. It was terrible. Screaming all night long - we couldn't keep a nanny for a week!
- Lorelai: [to Luke] Yeah, that was the terrible part of it. The searing pain was just a side note!
- Marilyn: You cannot keep a group of Anglo-Saxons waiting this long or they'll start to form more clubs.
- Miss Patty: [Lorelai has had to throw Emily an impromptu bachelorette party and invited all the women from Stars Hollow. Emily is now drunk] So, Emily, tell us about this party of yours tomorrow.
- Emily Gilmore: It's going to be fabulous. Isn't it, Lorelai?
- Lorelai: Ab fab, sweetie darling.
- Emily Gilmore: Isn't she hilarious? I never have any idea what she's talking about, but she's so entertaining! Like a chimp. Isn't she like a chimp, Gypsy?
- Gypsy: Please make your mother stop talking to me.
- Lorelai: If only I had that power.