- Sophia Petrillo: [the 8-year-old boys' football team and coach Sophia come home after the game] Make way for the victors.
- Rose Nylund: You won the big game?
- Sophia Petrillo: No, Rose, we lost, and we all changed our names to Victor.
- Dorothy Zbornak: [explaining to Rose that Billy can't be in the game as he is under weight] Little bodies dont like it when big bodies fall on them.
- Sophia Petrillo: Which is why Raymond Burr never married.