The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Isn't It Romantic? (1986)

Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux

Quotes 

• Blanche : [coming in to Dorothy's room in the middle of the night]  What is going on? I heard you laughing, what's so funny?

  Sophia : For starters, Jean is a Lesbian.

  Blanche : What's funny about that?

  Sophia : You aren't surprised?

  Blanche : Of course not. I mean, I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?

  Dorothy : Not Lebanese, Blanche! Lesbian!

  Blanche : Lesbian... Lesbian... Lesbian! But isn't that when one woman and another...

  Dorothy : We already know what it means.

  Blanche : But... Jean's a very attractive woman! She could have any man she wants!

  Dorothy : She doesn't want them.

  Blanche : Well, why not? A man has so much more to offer, you know what I mean, Dorothy?

  Dorothy : Yeah, I found that out when Mark Perper was running for class president in the third grade.

  Blanche : Why? What does that have to do with anything?

  Dorothy : Well, his campaign slogan was, "Vote for me, and I'll show you my wee-wee." He won by a landslide!

  Blanche : Well, I'll never understand what Jean doesn't see in the opposite sex, but hey, if that's what makes her happy, that's fine by me.

  Dorothy : There's one other thing.

  Sophia : Jean thinks she's in love with Rose.

  Blanche : Rose? Jean has the hots for Rose? I don't believe it! I do not believe it!

  Dorothy : I was pretty surprised myself.

  Blanche : Well, I'll bet! To think Jean would prefer Rose over me, that's ridiculous! Now, you tell me the truth! If you had to pick between me and Rose, who would you pick? Who?

  Dorothy : Blanche, pull yourself together!

  Blanche : Oh, I'm sorry. Does Rose know?

  Dorothy : No.

  Blanche : Oh, good. I don't think you ought to tell her. After all, she's not as worldly and sophisticated about these things as I am.

  Sophia : Absolutely. If she finds out Danny Thomas is a Lesbian, it'll break her heart!

• Blanche : Jean's a very attractive woman. She could have any man she wants.

  Dorothy : She doesn't want them.

  Blanche : Well, why not? A man has so much more to offer, y'know what I mean, Dorothy?

  Dorothy : Yeah, I found that out when Mark Perper was running for class president in the Third Grade.

  Blanche : Why, what does that have to do with anything?

  Dorothy : Well, his campaign slogan was, 'Vote for me, and I'll show you my wee-wee.' He won by a landslide!