- Michael Evans: Hey, Thelma, how do you like this?
- Thelma Evans: [takes close look at JJ's painting] What is it?
- Michael Evans: Don't show your ignorance. This is Black Jesus.
- Thelma Evans: Black Jesus, my foot. That's Ned the Wino.
- Michael Evans: You mean the dude who's always walking up and down the street drinking wine and preachin'?
- Thelma Evans: Ned the Wino, better known as the Ghetto Prophet.
- Michael Evans: Yeah, he's always predicting the end of the world and asking for a dime for some wine, so he can die happy.
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: Which he does every night.