- [the Goodies are bouncing around the world on space-hoppers]
- Mr. Sparklipegs: Where were they last sighted?
- Minion: Australia, sir.
- Mr. Sparklipegs: Australia? That's in America, isn't it?
- Graeme Garden: You know, "Sparklipegs" really is a good name for a toothpaste company, mister... mister...
- Mr. Sparklipegs: Sparklipegs.
- Graeme Garden: [sheepishly] Mr. Sparklipegs.
- Mr. Sparklipegs: Yes, the company was named after my father. He started it after his first business went bankrupt.
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: And what was that?
- Mr. Sparklipegs: 'Cheeky Charlie Sparklipegs: Funeral Director.' It never did very well.