The Goodies (TV Series)

Cunning Stunts (1975)

Tim Brooke-Taylor: Tim Brooke-Taylor

Quotes 

• [Tim gestures toward a rather fine desk clock as he speaks] 

  Tim : William... Old pal... As a token of our appreciation for all you've done in the past, we would like you to accept... from us... this magnificent...

  [Tim sets the clock aside to reveal a:] 

  Tim : Piece of cheese. Yes we all know how fond you are of beth Blue Stilton, heh, but this is mousetrap. However, as you can see, we've had it engraved. "To William Edgar Oddle..." Oddle? Oh well, never mind, close enough. "William Edgar Oddle, Good Riddance."

• [Bill has disappeared in a fit of depression] 

  Graeme : Oh, if only he'd left a note!

  Tim : He did.

  Graeme : How do you know?

  Tim : It's in my pocket.

  [awkward pause] 

  Tim : I'd better get it out and read it, shouldn't I?

  Graeme : Oh, I just hope he hasn't gone off to do something silly.

  Tim : [reading]  "Dear Tim and Graeme: I have gone off to do something silly."