The Goodies (TV Series)

Cunning Stunts (1975)

Graeme Garden: Graeme Garden

Quotes 

• [Bill discovers he's been replaced by his fiancee] 

  Bill : Mildred!

  Mildred Makepeace : Yes, William.

  Bill : [astonished]  Wha...? My job? Her?

  Graeme : Yes, William.

  Bill : But we're gonna get married, aren't we?

  [crestfallen] 

  Bill : Aren't we?

  Mildred Makepeace : No, William, that's quite out of the question. I have my career to consider now.

  Bill : But I made... I made your dad laugh.

  Mildred Makepeace : You make me laugh, too, but I'm not going to marry you.

• [Bill has disappeared in a fit of depression] 

  Graeme : Oh, if only he'd left a note!

  Tim : He did.

  Graeme : How do you know?

  Tim : It's in my pocket.

  [awkward pause] 

  Tim : I'd better get it out and read it, shouldn't I?

  Graeme : Oh, I just hope he hasn't gone off to do something silly.

  Tim : [reading]  "Dear Tim and Graeme: I have gone off to do something silly."