- Bill Oddie: Surely you're not resentful to a little kindness to one of our dumb friends!
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Well the only "dumb friend" I've got is YOU!
- Bill Oddie: [offended, sarcastic] Well, thank you very much! After I went and made supper for you, as well...
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Well, we can hardly afford to feed ourselves, and you start giving four-course meals to flaming guinea pigs!
- Bill Oddie: Temper, temper!
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Well, since when have we eaten that well?
- Bill Oddie: Since when indeed, yes... What did we get last time YOU cooked supper, eh? A bowl of cornflakes.
- [Tim sulks]
- Bill Oddie: Yes! AND they were burnt.
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Well, better than YOUR soggy lettuce and potato peelings!
- Bill Oddie: On the money you give me, you're very lucky to get anything at all, I can tell you! Ooh, I've a good mind to go back to mother...
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Well, go!
- Bill Oddie: I shall!
- Graeme Garden: [Has had enough] Now LISTEN!
- Tim Brooke-Taylor, Bill Oddie: [Perfect unison] And you keep out of this!
- Graeme Garden: [Reassuring Tim about Twinkle] It's not a monster, it's a kitten! Anyway, it's time for his vitamin pills.
- [Opens the cage to find it empty]
- Graeme Garden: He's gone... someone's taken him!
- [suddenly attacks Tim, shrieking at him]
- Graeme Garden: You! YOU! You've done something to him, haven't you? You never liked him! What have you done with my pussy?
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: [while being shaken violently by Graeme] I haven't touched him! I wouldn't dare go NEAR him!
- Bill Oddie: Oh, it wasn't him; it was me.
- Graeme Garden: What?
- Bill Oddie: It wasn't him. He's all right, I only put him "out".
- Graeme Garden: [screams] YOU DID WHAT?
- Bill Oddie: You should always put the cat "out" at night. So I... I did.
- Graeme Garden: YOU IDIOT! THAT CAT...
- [grabs and throws away the Bush Baby, which has attached itself to him again]
- Graeme Garden: THAT CAT IS STILL GROWING!
- [Runs to get his clothes]
- Graeme Garden: Come on! We gotta find him, and catch him before he eats someone he shouldn't!
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: [Amused by Graeme's "slip-up"] Ah! You mean some THING he shouldn't.
- Graeme Garden: [Voice of Doom] I know what I mean.
- Tim Brooke-Taylor, Bill Oddie: Oh heck...
- Bill Oddie: [Referring to Tim, last seen stuck up a tree] Haven't seen him for a heck of a long time.
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: [Barges in] FOUR DAYS! Four ruddy days I've been up that tree!
- Bill Oddie: [Tries not to laugh] I'm ever so sorry...