The Goodies (TV Series)

Lost Tribe of the Orinoco (1971)

Bridget Armstrong: Hazel Nuts

Quotes 

• [Due to being overly charitable, the Goodies are in financial difficulty. They have just heard a knock on the door and assume it's a customer] 

  Tim Brooke-Taylor : Now if they want us to do something for free, what do we say?

  Bill Oddie , Graeme Garden : [Vehemently]  NO!

  Tim Brooke-Taylor : No!

  Bill Oddie , Graeme Garden : NO!

  Tim Brooke-Taylor : Right!

  [Tim opens the door and all three Goodies are speechless to discover that their new 'customer' is an extremely beautiful young woman] 

  Hazel Nuts : Hello, I was wondering if you could help me? I'm afraid I haven't any money.

  Bill Oddie , Tim Brooke-Taylor , Graeme Garden : Oh that's alright! Come in!

• Tim Brooke-Taylor : Wait a minute, I thought I recognised you! You're... you're... you can't be!

  Professor Nuts : I am! Professor Nuts, the educated comic.

  Tim Brooke-Taylor : Well I'll be! But why didn't you tell us your name was Nuts, Hazel?

  Hazel Nuts : I try to keep it to myself.

• [the Goodies are preparing to go on a dangerous expedition in to the Orinoco, in search of Hazel's lost father] 

  Hazel Nuts : There is just one thing...

  Graeme Garden , Bill Oddie : Yeeeees?

  Hazel Nuts : I must go with you!

  Graeme Garden : But the south American jungle is no place for a little gal!

  Hazel Nuts : I'm not a little girl. I'm a mature woman.

  Graeme Garden : [Chuckling wickedly]  That's alright then!