The Goodies (TV Series)

Pollution (1971)

Graeme Garden: Graeme Garden

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Quotes 

• Tim : I'm going to make a complaint to the very highest authority.

  Graeme : [shocked]  Not...

  Bill : [also shocked]  ... David Frost!

  Tim : No, not that high, no... no...

• Thug 1 : We have come to frighten you off! Ready Lads? 1... 2... 3...

  Thug 1 , Thug 2 , Thug 3 : BOO!

  Graeme : We don't frighten that easily!

• Graeme : [Bill comes indoors bringing a cloud of smoke and exhaust with him]  Hello! Been out for a breath of fresh air?

  Bill : [Coughing]  Yeah, I have.

  Tim : Don't breathe on the parrot!

  Bill : [Still trailing fumes from outside behind him]  Why not? It won't do it any harm, will it?

  [to their pet parrot] 

  Bill : Hello! Pretty Polly, Pretty Polly! Who's a cheeky thing, then? Who's a cheeky thing, then? Who's a cheeky...

  [the parrot falls from its perch, dead] 

  Bill : Who's a dead bird, then?