- Answering Machine: [When Tim gets his call through] Hello. Complaints Department, here. This is a recorded message. Whatever your complaint is, our official answer is either A- We are sure Mr. Powell didn't really mean it. B- It's time the Trade Unions knew where they belonged. C- What we do with your taxes is our business, so there! And, D- Yes, there is a pollution problem. Please address all inquiries to the Ministry of Pollution in Eastbourne. Hello. Complaints Department, here. This is a re...
- Graeme: [Bill comes indoors bringing a cloud of smoke and exhaust with him] Hello! Been out for a breath of fresh air?
- Bill: [Coughing] Yeah, I have.
- Tim: Don't breathe on the parrot!
- Bill: [Still trailing fumes from outside behind him] Why not? It won't do it any harm, will it?
- [to their pet parrot]
- Bill: Hello! Pretty Polly, Pretty Polly! Who's a cheeky thing, then? Who's a cheeky thing, then? Who's a cheeky...
- [the parrot falls from its perch, dead]
- Bill: Who's a dead bird, then?
- Tim: [after the magic grass seed has made their hair into grass, he sticks a "Keep Off" sign in his hair] Is my notice straight?