The Goodies (TV Series)

Sex and Violence (1971)

Graeme Garden: Graeme Garden

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Quotes 

• [Graeme is narrating a sex education film for young children] 

  Graeme Garden : In order to understand how the man and woman will make a baby, we need to know more about the erogenous zones, or what you and I would call "the rude bits."

• [Graeme is narrating a sex education film for young children. At this point he is discussing human sex organs] 

  Graeme Garden : Now that we all know about the rude bits, aren't they rude? And as we get older, they get ruder and ruder.

• [In the sex education film that the Goodies have made for young children. A picture of Tim is being displayed] 

  Graeme Garden : [Narrating]  This is a man.

  [Picture changes to a shot of some anonymous woman] 

  Graeme Garden : ...And this isn't.

  [Picture changes to a shot of Tim and the woman standing side-by-side] 

  Graeme Garden : This is a picture of a man and a woman. Do you know what the difference is? Yes, that's right; men are better at football. But, you know, there are other differences, as well...