- [Graeme is narrating a sex education film for young children]
- Graeme Garden: In order to understand how the man and woman will make a baby, we need to know more about the erogenous zones, or what you and I would call "the rude bits."
- [Graeme is narrating a sex education film for young children. At this point he is discussing human sex organs]
- Graeme Garden: Now that we all know about the rude bits, aren't they rude? And as we get older, they get ruder and ruder.
- [In the sex education film that the Goodies have made for young children. A picture of Tim is being displayed]
- Graeme Garden: [Narrating] This is a man.
- [Picture changes to a shot of some anonymous woman]
- Graeme Garden: ...And this isn't.
- [Picture changes to a shot of Tim and the woman standing side-by-side]
- Graeme Garden: This is a picture of a man and a woman. Do you know what the difference is? Yes, that's right; men are better at football. But, you know, there are other differences, as well...