The Goodies (TV Series)

The New Office (1973)

Joe Melia: Builder, Estate Agent

Quotes 

• Builder : Well, if you're going to build your own, you'll need some land, and I've got the very thing. A real bargain at a hundred thousand pounds.

  Tim : Ooo. Hundred thousand. Well, how much have we got?

  Graeme : [rooting through his pockets]  I've got, uh... What? Fifty-five pence...

  Tim : And that's eight... eight and a half pence... That makes sixty-three and a half pence. Bill?

  Bill : [with enormous pile of cash]  Uh, ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine pounds, thirty-six and a half pence.

  Tim : That's a hundred thousand pounds exactly. Hoo, that was lucky!