The Goodies (TV Series)

The Stolen Musicians (1971)

Bill Oddie: Bill Oddie

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Quotes 

• The Music Master : [the Goodies have failed to produce a hit record for the Music Master. To his henchmen:]  Take them away. You know what to do.

  Gerald : Oh not, not that boss!

  The Music Master : Yes!

  [Plays a sinister note on his pipe organ] 

  The Music Master : That!

  Bill Oddie : What?

  Tim : They're gonna kill us!

  The Music Master : Oh no! Something far worse! I'm going to lock you in a cell with...

  [plays another sinister note] 

  The Music Master : Rolf Harris!

  Rolf Harris : [a henchman opens a nearby cell door and Rolf Harris can be heard singing]  Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Tie me kangaroo down. Tie me kangaroo down, sport...

  Bill Oddie , Tim , Graeme Garden : [the henchmen begin hustling the Goodies in to the cell]  NO! NO! PLEASE! STOP!

• Bill Oddie : [the Music Master has just shown the Goodies some of the world famous musicians he has kidnapped]  You really do have them all, don't you?

  The Music Master : Every one of them, and now... I have you!

  Tim : A-ha! But that's where your little scheme fails. You see, we thought something like this was going on so we decided to investigate. We are not, as you thought, famous musicians. We are in fact: The Goodies!

  [the Goodies stand together with triumphant smiles on their faces] 

  Tim : [Unimpressed]  And what are you going to do?

  The Music Master : [the Goodies suddenly realize they are surrounded by the Music Master's henchmen who are all pointing guns at them]  We're going to shout...

  Bill Oddie , The Music Master , Graeme Garden : HELP! HELP!