The Goodies (TV Series)

Tower of London (1970)

George Baker: Chief Beefeater

Quotes 

• Chief Beefeater : Who are you?

  Tim : You sent for us

  Chief Beefeater : Are you alone?

  Bill : No. There's three of us

  Tim : Yes we're alone

  [looks at Bill] 

  Tim : "The three of us"

• [the Goodies are demonstrating the new burglar alarm that they installed into the case containing the crown jewels] 

  Graeme Garden : [Prerecorded warning]  Excuse me, if your not a burglar you can disregard this message. But if you are indeed a burglar it does look as if you are trying to steal the crown jewels, and that's not really on, is it? I would like to remind you that stealing the crown jewels is a punishable offense and you could find yourself in a lot of trouble. So what do you say, eh? Be a sport, pack it in and go home. That's all. Sorry you've been troubled.

  Chief Beefeater : [Unimpressed]  Capital! What if he doesn't pack it in? What if he tries to open the case?