"The Goodies" Tower of London (TV Episode 1970) - Graeme Garden as Graeme Garden

[the Goodies are demonstrating the new burglar alarm that they installed into the case containing the crown jewels]

Graeme Garden : [Prerecorded warning] Excuse me, if your not a burglar you can disregard this message. But if you are indeed a burglar it does look as if you are trying to steal the crown jewels, and that's not really on, is it? I would like to remind you that stealing the crown jewels is a punishable offense and you could find yourself in a lot of trouble. So what do you say, eh? Be a sport, pack it in and go home. That's all. Sorry you've been troubled.

Chief Beefeater : [Unimpressed] Capital! What if he doesn't pack it in? What if he tries to open the case?
[the Goodies are preparing to leave for the tower of london, to protect the crown jewels from a possible burglary attempt]

Graeme Garden : [Handing Bill and Tim a large spear, each] Here you are, we might need these!

Tim : Alright, let's go!

[Passionately, as he marches towards the door]

Tim : FOR ENGLAND!

[Just as he reaches the door, Tim pauses and turns to face the others with a fearful expression on his face]

Tim : *Why* might we need these?

Graeme Garden : Well, it might be a bit dangerous!

Bill : [Excited] Oh yes, it could get a bit rough! FOR ENGLAND!

Graeme Garden : FOR ENGLAND!

Tim : Actually, I don't really care too much about England...

Bill : [Hustling a reluctant Tim out the door] Go on, get out there!

Graeme Garden: Graeme Garden