- Chief Beefeater: Who are you?
- Tim: You sent for us
- Chief Beefeater: Are you alone?
- Bill: No. There's three of us
- Tim: Yes we're alone
- [looks at Bill]
- Tim: "The three of us"
- [the Goodies are demonstrating the new burglar alarm that they installed into the case containing the crown jewels]
- Graeme Garden: [Prerecorded warning] Excuse me, if your not a burglar you can disregard this message. But if you are indeed a burglar it does look as if you are trying to steal the crown jewels, and that's not really on, is it? I would like to remind you that stealing the crown jewels is a punishable offense and you could find yourself in a lot of trouble. So what do you say, eh? Be a sport, pack it in and go home. That's all. Sorry you've been troubled.
- Chief Beefeater: [Unimpressed] Capital! What if he doesn't pack it in? What if he tries to open the case?
- [the Goodies are preparing to leave for the tower of london, to protect the crown jewels from a possible burglary attempt]
- Graeme Garden: [Handing Bill and Tim a large spear, each] Here you are, we might need these!
- Tim: Alright, let's go!
- [Passionately, as he marches towards the door]
- Tim: FOR ENGLAND!
- [Just as he reaches the door, Tim pauses and turns to face the others with a fearful expression on his face]
- Tim: *Why* might we need these?
- Graeme Garden: Well, it might be a bit dangerous!
- Bill: [Excited] Oh yes, it could get a bit rough! FOR ENGLAND!
- Graeme Garden: FOR ENGLAND!
- Tim: Actually, I don't really care too much about England...
- Bill: [Hustling a reluctant Tim out the door] Go on, get out there!