- Reseda Rose Blake: Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. William.
- Bill Maxwell: Rose, it's not William. It's Maxwell.
- Reseda Rose Blake: Oh, I thought you said it was William?
- Bill Maxwell: I did, Rose. It's both.
- Reseda Rose Blake: How could it be both? Are you a spy too?
- Bill Maxwell: I'm getting crazy. Ralph, bail me out of this.
- Ralph Hanley: No, Rose, he's not a spy.
- Pam Davidson: Bill, you gave him the wrong apartment!
- Ralph Hanley: 24G, huh?
- Bill Maxwell: Oh, well sorry, Ralph
- Pam Davidson: We could have missed him! Look at that suitcase, he's going bye-bye!
- Bill Maxwell: This is where you bail out, counselor.
- Pam Davidson: Thanks, but I'm staying with you.
- Bill Maxwell: I said out, Mrs. Davidson.
- Pam Davidson: When you call me Miss Davidson, Bill, I could suddenly eat nails and spit out their heads. Now we can sit here and argue, but you're gonna lose your tail!