- Lisa Douglas: Oliver, why is it that every time I say I go back to New York unless you fix up this place, I never go and you never fix it.
- Oliver Douglas: Well, this... it's a privilege to live in a place like this, this is part of America.
- Lisa Douglas: One of the worst parts.
- Oliver Douglas: We're living in an historical monument.
- Lisa Douglas: I don't want to live in a hystarical menumant.
- Eb Dawson: Mr. Douglas, where's the architect?
- Oliver Douglas: He left.
- Eb Dawson: Doggone it. I wanted to show him how I wanted my room fixed up into a bachelor pad.
- Oliver Douglas: What?
- Eb Dawson: I got the idea from a magazine. You know, the one that has a girl in the center that unfolds.
- Lisa Douglas: Eh, what girl unfolds in the center?
- Oliver Douglas: You'd have to see the magazine to understand.