- Lisa Douglas: In Hungary, they had a wonderful cereal: shredded goulash. You can't get that here.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Thank goodness.
- Sheriff: [to Lisa, after arresting Oliver for grand larceny] And just who are you?
- Lisa Douglas: I'm the wife of the grand larcen!
- Lisa Douglas: Aren't you going to handcuff me?
- Sheriff: Well, I didn't think you'd try to get away.
- Lisa Douglas: I always do!