- Lisa Douglas: We're having eggs this morning.
- Mr. Haney: Eggs from little Alice. I told you when I sold that hen to ya, that she was a layer.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [rolls eyes] Hah!
- Lisa Douglas: I left her a note to make us three eggs, and she made us four!
- Mr. Haney: Well she probably just don't recognize your handwriting yet.