- Lisa Douglas: Where is my husband?
- Larry Lawlor: Eh he just went up the pole. Does he always do that when he gets mad?
- Lisa Douglas: No, no, that's where the phone is.
- Larry Lawlor: Oh, that makes it handy.
- Hank Kimball: Oh, morning, Mrs. Douglas, how are ya?
- Lisa Douglas: Hello Mr. Kimball, I'm fine. Well, I'm, I'm not really fine, I have a little headache. Well, it isn't a little headache... it's a... it went away!
- Hank Kimball: I know someone who talks just like that. Well not just like that... What was his name? Oh yes, it was eh... No, it wasn't him. He had a Texas drawl. Well, it wasn't a drawl. Oh, you're gonna do some outdoor cooking?
- Oliver Douglas: Lisa, three from seven leaves four, any schoolboy knows that!
- Lisa Douglas: Well I was a schoolgirl. But I didn't find that out until I was twelve, I, I went to an all girl school.