Green Acres (TV Series)
Eb Discovers the Birds and the Bees (1966)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : I guess that's why I love you. You're always hollering, but underneath you have a soft spot in your head.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Heart!
Lisa Douglas : There, too.
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Eb Dawson : [after botching up Oliver's dating advice] A fine father you are!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I'm not your father!
Eb Dawson : I'm glad! The kind of advice you give your son, which I'm not and I don't intend to be!
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Eb Dawson : [about Betty Jo] She's got a face that'd any man forget his sardines.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : You have a very romantic way of putting it.