- Oliver Douglas: Eb, why don't you pull up the weeds that are growing in the wheat.
- Eb Dawson: Can't I just pull up the wheat? There ain't as much of that.
- Oliver Douglas: [upset that his tractor is bellowing smoke] There's something wrong with the carburetor!
- Eb Dawson: Yeah. It needs a new tractor on it.
- Lisa Douglas: [taking a look at the Watson farm] I told you I wasn't going to like and I kept my promise: I don't like it.
- Mr. Haney: Now, I could move this fine furniture in my spacious padded truck for... seventyfive dollars.
- Lisa Douglas: Twentyfive.
- Mr. Haney: Sixty?
- Lisa Douglas: Fifteen.
- Mr. Haney: Hey, hold it. You're going in the wrong direction. When I'm coming down, you're supposed to be going up.
- Lisa Douglas: Ten.
- Mr. Haney: Mrs. Douglas, you just ain't got the spirit of this thing.
- Lisa Douglas: Five.
- Oliver Douglas: There's something wrong with the caberator
- Eb Dawson: Yes. It needs a new tractor on it.
- Lisa Douglas: [calling to Mr. Haney at the front door] Come in!
- Eustace Charleton Haney: [the knob comes off in his hand] I can't. I've been de-doorknobbed!