- Uncle Joe Carson: How would you like to play a little poker at the Elks Club tonight?
- Mother Eunice Douglas: The Elks Club?
- Uncle Joe Carson: I can get you in. I'll borrow a tooth.
- Mother Eunice Douglas: Really Mr. Carson, I am not interested.
- Uncle Joe Carson: That ain't the whole evenin'. Afterwards, we go bowling. Then we have a bite at the diner. Dutch treat, of course. I always go dutch on the first date. In case it don't work out, I ain't out nothin'.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Oh, how are you Mr. Kimball? I suppose you heard about the soil reports.
- Hank Kimball: Heard about it? The state university's been burning up the wire! Well, they didn't actually burn. They called Washington!
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Washington?
- Hank Kimball: The city, not the man. Well, I mean, he's been - You probably read about that.