- Hank Kimball: I'll, uh, leave you a couple of bulletins from the department. Maybe give you a little help there.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Oh, thank you! You know, you county agents certainly perform a great service to us farmers.
- Hank Kimball: Well, it's our job to help people who don't know what they're doing.
- Lisa Douglas: [making hotcakes] Would you like to turn them?
- Mother Eunice Douglas: [appalled] I've never touched a kitchen utensil in my life!
- Lisa Douglas: Dahling, cooking is fun!
- Mother Eunice Douglas: Oh, poor darling. You've cracked under the strain.
- Lisa Douglas: Mother, why don't you try to make yourself useful.
- Mother Eunice Douglas: Oh, I fully intend to. I'm going to get a court order and have you taken out of here!
- Newt Kiley: [Lisa come out onto the front porch] Doggone! You sure look purddy, Mrs. Douglas.
- Lisa Douglas: Why, thank you!
- Fred Ziffel: Oh, I wish my wife looked that pretty in the morning... or the afternoon... or the evening... or in the summer.