- Lisa Douglas: [looking at Oliver's refund check] Oh, $84.72! That's three dollars more than you made last year.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: I made over 800 last year! And I paid too much income tax; this is the refund.
- Lisa Douglas: Why don't you let them keep the refund and send you the $800.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: No, they wouldn't...
- Lisa Douglas: Well, if you could cheat for $84, you could cheat for $800.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: I did not cheat!
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [unable to get the locals to return the money] They're going to invest the money in Mr. Haney's monkey racing track.
- Fred Feldinger: What is that?
- Lisa Douglas: It's a track where the monkeys race around chasing a wooden banana.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: You know about them?
- Lisa Douglas: Oh, yes. They had them all over Budapest. It was the biggest sport in Hungary. Well, not the biggest sport. The biggest sport was - Well, the government put a stop to that, too.
- Fred Feldinger: Uh, what one was that?
- Lisa Douglas: Goulash betting.