- Lisa Douglas: [ridiculing Oliver's crops] I never saw corn growing until we moved out here four years ago. Come to think of it, I still haven't seen it.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Are you two through with your sarcasm?
- Eb Dawson: Not yet. Mention your tomatoes.
- Lisa Douglas: Or your apples.
- Eb Dawson: Or your squash.
- Lisa Douglas: Or your carrots.
- Eb Dawson: Or we can succotash the whole thing up and make one big sarcasm out of it.
- Lisa Douglas: Hello there! I thought you went shwimming with the boys!
- Lori Baker: They didn't want me.
- Lisa Douglas: Well! Why not?
- Lori Baker: They wanted to go skinny-dipping.
- Lisa Douglas: What's that?
- Lori Baker: They don't wear any bathing suits.