Green Acres (TV Series)
The Computer Age (1967)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Hank Kimball : In the future, all farmers will not have to depend on people like myself to get information about farming. I will be replaced by a computer.
Oliver Douglas : I'll drink to that.
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Oliver Douglas : Lisa, open the door!
Lisa Douglas : I'm sorry, 723, but I can't allow any strangers in my bedroom.
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Fred Ziffel : Mr. Douglas, I ask you: do you believe it's possible for one o' them computers to tell us farmers what to plant?
Oliver Douglas : Yes, it is.
Fred Ziffel : Well, if you believe that, you're a bigger fruitcake then he is.
[indicating Hank Kimball]
Oliver Douglas : Mr. Ziffel, I...
Fred Ziffel : You're suffering from swiffeled raisins.
Oliver Douglas : There is nothing wrong with my raisins!
Hank Kimball : I'll drink to that.
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Ralph Monroe : Well then I can't get married.
Oliver Douglas : Is that what you wanted the eighteen dollars for, a big wedding?
Ralph Monroe : No, it's to find a husband.
Lisa Douglas : In my experience, there are very few good eighteen dollar husbands. Mr. Douglas was a sixhundred dollar job.
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Oliver Douglas : [Oliver opens the front door holding his nose] Oh, good morning, Mr. Haney.
Mr. Haney : [grabs his own nose] Pepperdink.
Oliver Douglas : What?
Mr. Haney : Pepperdink!
Oliver Douglas : [lets go of his nose] What are you talking about?
Mr. Haney : How come you know the secret sign but you don't know the password?