Green Acres (TV Series)
The Computer Age (1967)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Ralph Monroe : [explaining computer dating] Well, they put all your information in the computer, and then when a boy's card matches the girls card, they get married.
Lisa Douglas : Well that's all right for the cards, but what about the people?
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Oliver Douglas : Lisa, open the door!
Lisa Douglas : I'm sorry, 723, but I can't allow any strangers in my bedroom.
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Ralph Monroe : Well then I can't get married.
Oliver Douglas : Is that what you wanted the eighteen dollars for, a big wedding?
Ralph Monroe : No, it's to find a husband.
Lisa Douglas : In my experience, there are very few good eighteen dollar husbands. Mr. Douglas was a sixhundred dollar job.
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Mr. Blisswell : Mrs. Douglas, did you notice the young lady at the desk when you came in?
Lisa Douglas : Yes, eh, but my husband noticed her more.
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Mrs. Blisswell : [at Cupid's Computer Club] Yes, may I help you?
Lisa Douglas : Eh, we would like to be punched.
Mrs. Blisswell : Punched?
Lisa Douglas : Well you know, with the cards.