Green Acres (TV Series)

The Computer Age (1967)

Mary Grace Canfield: Ralph Monroe

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• Ralph Monroe : [explaining computer dating]  Well, they put all your information in the computer, and then when a boy's card matches the girls card, they get married.

  Lisa Douglas : Well that's all right for the cards, but what about the people?

• Ralph Monroe : Well then I can't get married.

  Oliver Douglas : Is that what you wanted the eighteen dollars for, a big wedding?

  Ralph Monroe : No, it's to find a husband.

  Lisa Douglas : In my experience, there are very few good eighteen dollar husbands. Mr. Douglas was a sixhundred dollar job.