- Lisa Douglas: Henriëtta, did your husband ever get you into a mess like this?
- [Henrëtta the pigeon quietly coos]
- Lisa Douglas: You see?
- Oliver Douglas: Look, I don't care about her husband!
- Lisa Douglas: That's a nice way to talk. Do you know where her husband is? In the Army, carrying messages.
- Oliver Douglas: Gentlemen, I'm surprised at you. The community has to have law and order!
- Newt Kiley: Uh, this gonna be a long speech, Mr. Douglas?
- Oliver Douglas: Uh, well I, no, I...
- Fred Ziffel: Better sit down, Newt. It usually is.
- Lisa Douglas: [Lisa and Oliver are trying to get out of their car while handcuffed together] Well, when a husband stops opening doors the honeymoon is over.
- Oliver Douglas: Lisa!
- Lisa Douglas: I'm going to throw away my black nightgown.
- Oliver Douglas: Oh, oh, oh!
- [Oliver manages to open the door with one hand after all]