- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [the dish looks as bad what Lisa cooked] You call that spaghetti and meatballs?
- Waiter: Sorry, Mac. We just got a new Hungarian cook.
- Lisa Douglas: Hungarian?
- [stands up]
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Where are you going?
- Lisa Douglas: To say hello to the cook! He may be my mudder!
- Lisa Douglas: [boiling spaghetti] How long has this been cooking?
- Mr. Luster: An hour and fifteen minutes.
- Lisa Douglas: Oh, that's good. My husband said it shouldn't cook too long.