Green Acres (TV Series)
The Ugly Duckling (1966)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : You're disturbing Ralph's beauty sleep!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : She could sleep for six years, it wouldn't make any...
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Eb Dawson : Morning! Breakfast ready?
Lisa Douglas : Yes.
Eb Dawson : Well, let's have the hotcakes and get it over with.
Lisa Douglas : We're not having any hotscakes this morning.
Oliver Douglas : No hotcakes?
Lisa Douglas : I've made something different.
Oliver Douglas : Hey, wonderful!
Eb Dawson : Let's not go off half-cocked till we get a look at it.
Oliver Douglas : Knock it off, anything's better than the hotcakes.
Lisa Douglas : Here we are.
[Holds up what looks like a long, lumpy pastry on a baking sheet]
Eb Dawson : Any hotcakes left over from yesterday?
Lisa Douglas : You don't like it?
Eb Dawson : I don't know. What is it?
Lisa Douglas : Well what does it look like?
Oliver Douglas : It looks like a boa constrictor with lumps.
Lisa Douglas : That's the last time I ever cook you a Spanish omelette.