Green Acres (TV Series)
The Wedding Anniversary (1965)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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George Bennington : [calling the Agriculture office in D.C] Say, your angry little voice sounds familiar. Aren't you the fella who was infected with corn bores last year?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : That's right!
George Bennington : What do ya have this year?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Wheat stem sawflies.
George Bennington : How about that! You're raising wheat out on the terrace now, huh? You Park Avenue folks are...
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I don't live on Park Avenue anymore.
George Bennington : Oh, they canceled the lease, huh?
[laughs sarcastically]
Oliver Wendell Douglas : No! I bought a farm near Hooterville!
George Bennington : Where?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Hooterville!
George Bennington : You're pullin' my leg!
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Mr. Haney : Well, while you're getting the correct change, I would like to recite a little poem I composed for anniversaries. Copies of which can be purchased from the author for 25 cents.
[reading]
Mr. Haney : Happy anniversary. Anniversaries come but once a year, bringing joy and good cheer. Some are sad, some are funny...
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Get on your truck, here's your money!
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Eb Dawson : Oh, congratulations. How long you been married?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Well, we've been married... Let's see now, we were ma- In nineteen fif- No, no, that was the year I got out of the airforce, yes. We were married in f- No, that was the year I started my lawpractice... Well, it must have been in...
Eb Dawson : You sure you're married?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Of course, I'm sure!
Eb Dawson : I never saw your marriage certificate.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Don't worry. We've got one. It's in the safe deposit box.
Eb Dawson : Mr. Haney used to have his hanging up on the wall.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [smiling] That's nice.
Eb Dawson : He used to throw darts at it!
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [to doctor Favor] I'm sorry I ever let you deliver me to my mother!