Green Acres (TV Series)
The Wedding Anniversary (1965)
Tom Lester: Eb Dawson
Quotes
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Eb Dawson : Oh, congratulations. How long you been married?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Well, we've been married... Let's see now, we were ma- In nineteen fif- No, no, that was the year I got out of the airforce, yes. We were married in f- No, that was the year I started my lawpractice... Well, it must have been in...
Eb Dawson : You sure you're married?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Of course, I'm sure!
Eb Dawson : I never saw your marriage certificate.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Don't worry. We've got one. It's in the safe deposit box.
Eb Dawson : Mr. Haney used to have his hanging up on the wall.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [smiling] That's nice.
Eb Dawson : He used to throw darts at it!