- Mr. Wheeler: I suppose the wedding ceremorny ain't sacred to you! Anybody who'd get married in a laundrymat!
- Lisa Douglas: When did you get married in a laundrymat?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: I never got married...
- Mr. Wheeler: Eb told me, he said they gave you a year's supply of detergent!
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: That's an outright lie!
- Lisa Douglas: Who did you give the detergent to?
- Sam Drucker: The marriage business sure has fallen off around here since they opened that wedding chapel at the drive-in movie.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: They have a wedding chapel in a drive-in movie?
- Sam Drucker: Ah, well, you know how folks are now-a-days. They hate to get out of their cars.