- Lisa Douglas: I always used to say to my father the king, "My father the king," I used to say to him...
- Oliver Douglas: Your father was never a king.
- Lisa Douglas: Then why did we live in a castle?
- Oliver Douglas: You never lived in a castle.
- Lisa Douglas: Then why did the knights come over for dinner?
- Oliver Douglas: What knights?
- Lisa Douglas: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, but not Thursday because that was the maid's night out. Or was that when the knights made out?