Green Acres (TV Series)

You Can't Plug in a 2 with a 6 (1965)

Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas

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Quotes 

• Lisa Douglas : [to Oliver who's holding up an electric iron]  What's that for?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Haven't you ever used this?

  Lisa Douglas : Oh yes. To hold the door open.

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : Mr. Haney, what are you...

  Mr. Haney : Ssssh!

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Whispering]  What're you doing?

  Mr. Haney : Listenin' to my car radio.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : What kind of radio...

  Mr. Haney : Ssssh!

  [laughing] 

  Mr. Haney : Oh, I love that "Vic and Sade." Where you been, Mr. Douglas?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Buying my seed.

  Mr. Haney : Oh, what you'd buy?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Wheat and soybeans.

  Mr. Haney : Very shrewd. They was up at 3 o'clock.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yeah.

  Mr. Haney : 'Course it's almost 4 now. I'll get the latest price report on my radio.

  [puts on his headset, adjusts his coil on the radio, and gestures to Mr. Douglas to step back] 

  Mr. Haney : 'scuse me, Mr. Douglas, you're standing between me and Pixley.