Happy Days (TV Series)
A Star Is Bored (1974)
Ron Howard: Richie Cunningham
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Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Let me ask you a question about this Shakespeare. Why don't they speak in English?
Richie Cunningham : Oh, it is English, but it's Old English.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Why don't they talk in new English? I don't understand this stuff. I mean, like, "to be or not to be." What's that?
Richie Cunningham : Oh, well, see, that's the part where Hamlet is contemplating killing himself.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : No kidding? You know, sometimes this Shakespeare guy is really with it, isn't he?
Richie Cunningham : Yeah, he is. Yeah.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : You know, Hamlet's got it knocked, compared to me.
Richie Cunningham : What do you mean?
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Well, my old man took off when I was 12 years old. I haven't seen him since. At least Hamlet's father drops in every once in a while.
Richie Cunningham : Oh, yeah, but Hamlet's father is a ghost.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Hey, a see-through father is better than none at all.
Richie Cunningham : I never knew your father wasn't around.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Yeah. You know, I, uh... thought a couple of times about whether I... I wanted to be or not.
Richie Cunningham : You did?
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Yeah. You think a lot of people think about that "to be or not to be" stuff?
Richie Cunningham : I don't know, Fonz. Maybe.