Happy Days (TV Series)

Ah, Wilderness (1980)

Henry Winkler: Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli

Quotes 

• Richie Cunningham : [testing Fonzie's wilderness knowledge]  What side of the tree does moss grow on?

  Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Rich, who cares?

• Richie Cunningham : You're always the leader, this time I want to be the chief.

  Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Fine, you be the Chief, I'll be an Indian, you say jump and I'll say HOW-high?

• Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : I'm going in the tent. I came up here with a girl and I'm going to sleep with three grown men that smell like wet wool.

• Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Malph, I want to ask you a question since you're the college man... what do bears eat?

  Ralph Malph : Oh this oughtta be a good one. I don't know, what DO they eat?

  Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : What're you asking me for?

  Ralph Malph : I thought it was a riddle.

  Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : [looks up, nods to Ralph's head]  Lightning bolt, right here!