- Howard Cunningham: I don't understand you! How could you do something like that? You know, a lot of those girls' fathers are very upset. I mean, they've been calling me up all day long! One of them even threatened to punch me right in the nose! You've embarrassed your whole family. You made a fool out of yourself. You're gonna be punished for this. You are grounded for two weeks. And for what? A couple of dates? A few good times? Looking at a lot of girls in bathing suits? Was all that worth it?
- [Richie doesn't answer; he just grins]
- Potsie Weber: That's not in the program.
- Richie Cunningham: We don't have programs, Potsie!
- Potsie Weber: Then I guess it's okay.