- Paladin: Whatever happens, Nathan, we let nothing disturb the wedding. And remember this, it isn't you that's on trial today, it's yuor neighbours!
- Rabbi Reb Elya: You use a lighter grade of oil on the trigger assemble than on the hammer stud. It is interesting.
- [Secrets of Paladin's gun revealed]
- Rabbi Reb Eyla: You have a good head. If you gave up your unfortunate profession and grew a beard, who knows what great things you might yet achieve.
- Paladin: Well, they also say that a head with no beard is better than a beard with no head.