Have Gun - Will Travel (TV Series)

The Colonel and the Lady (1957)

Mercedes Shirley: Mazie

Quotes 

• Paladin : I wonder if you'd mind sharing this with me?

  Mazie - Saloon Gal : Well, I've often wondered what whiskey tastes like... You ain't gonna get any information out of me, Mister. But I can tell you this. She was a first class can of tomatoes.

  Paladin : Was she now?

  Mazie - Saloon Gal : Of course, good looks and in nobility she couldn't hold a candle to me.

  Paladin : You don't say.

  Mazie - Saloon Gal : I do. Why, I could outdrink her any day of the week.

• Mazie : I've often wondered what whiskey tastes like.

• Mazie - Saloon Gal : Poor Lulu. She got fat. All she's good for now is taking in laundry.