Have Gun - Will Travel (TV Series)
The Last Laugh (1958)
Murray Hamilton: Ed McKay
Quotes
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Ed McKay : What's wrong? You scared of Mickey too? Bet Judd Calhoun scared of a tiny little fella like Mickey.
Judd Calhoun : I ain't scared of nobody. I told yer.
Ed McKay : Except little Mickey.
Judd Calhoun : No, I ain't scared of nobody, you hear.
Ed McKay : Show me.
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Gil Borden : All right. Who was it?
Ed McKay : Him.
Paladin : Borden, use your head. What reason would I have to hurt your wife?
Ed McKay : Look at him. He's a fast gun. He likes hurting people.
Paladin : You don't believe that, do you?
Gil Borden : I can't disbelieve it.
Ed McKay : He was right there, at the horse, fussing with the saddle, fixing the cinch. Ask anybody.
Mickey : That's right. I saw it from inside the saloon. He was fooling around with that cinch.
Gil Borden : It better be the truth, Ed.
Ed McKay : You think anybody is crazy enough to lie to you? Ask Judd, he was there.
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Paladin : Isn't your wife invited to this party?
Gil Borden : You won't enjoy it as much as I will.
Paladin : I think she'd like to see you as a hero, judge, jury, and executioner all wrapped up in one.
Gil Borden : Tie him up, Ed.
Paladin : She'll be real pleased with you... Shooting an innocent man, unarmed, with his hands carefully tied. She'd be really impressed with you.
Gil Borden : One more word out of you!
Ed McKay : Go on, Borden, put him away.
Paladin : Let Mr Borden have his big moment.
Ed McKay : He's trying to talk you into fighting.
Mickey : Yeah, he ain't worth it.
Gil Borden : You guys shut up.
Paladin : I was told you'd rather fight than eat. Are you looking for a change of diet?