- Kono: [Has cat] Steve, look what I found hiding behind Queen Emma's silverware... And I thought I knew all the cats in the islands.
- Danny: Still want me to check out who triggered the alarm?
- Det. Steve McGarrett: [Holding cat] No, take him downtown and book him for trespassing... Tell him his rights and give him some catnip.
- Diana Cole: [Watching McGarrett leave] Have you ever got a surprise for him, eh Arnie?
- Arnold Potter: Especially for him.
- Det. Steve McGarrett: [On the phone with the governor] I don't deal in amnesty!... I don't think it works!... I think its a license to steal!
- Kono: [to Johnny] Hey brother, you and me are the only ones in this place with Hawaiian blood... Bet we got relatives that came over here in the same canoe from Tahiti a thousand years ago.
- Johnny Kalama: You building something, Brother?
- Kono: We ain't haoles... Kamehameha was our king... Stealing his cloak was like spitting on him.
- Arnold Potter: I wanna call my father's lawyer.
- Det. Steve McGarrett: Yeah, I figured you would... Even though he is an establishment square!