Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (TV Series)

Men in Pink (1998)

Bruce Campbell: Autolycus

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• Autolycus : [to Cupcake]  Gimme some sugar baby.

• Cupcake : I'm so sorry.

  Autolycus : Think nothing of it, my dear. Why, the world is just a chaotic stage, just teaming with activity. A little bump-and-grind here and there is to be expected.

  Cupcake : Well, gee-- I never thought of it that way, Mister. I guess you're right.

  Autolycus : Why, where are my manors? Huh! I forgot to introduce myself. Pharsiferus Von Baklava, Esquire, at your service.

  Cupcake : Ahh! Golly! I have never had an esquire at my service before. I'm Cupcake. Oh-- is that your dog?

  Autolycus : Why, yes it is. Cupcake, meet Creampuff. I named her after my greatest culinary creation.

  Cupcake : You-- invented the Creampuff?

  Autolycus : I certainly did. I own a string of bakeries all across Greece. Oh, gods forgive me, but I am a slave to my sweet-tooth.

  Cupcake : Ahh-- you don't say.

  Autolycus : Oh, I do-be-do-- but the money, the castles-- that can't mean a thing to me until I know all the animals of the world are safe and happy. I guess that's why I turned my gardens into a-- sanctuary for abused wildlife.

  Cupcake : You mean-- you care about animals that much?

  Autolycus : How could I not? Just look at that face.

  Cupcake : Oooh.

  Autolycus : There, there-- I rescued Creampuff, here, from a band of murderous pirates.

  Cupcake : Oh, my. That sounds so dangerous.

  Autolycus : It was, Cupcake-- very-- very dangerous.

  Cupcake : Oh-- wow. It's not every day that I meet an-- animal-loving, dare-devil, pastry mogul with a sweet-tooth like mine.